Ok Sheila the barmaid at the nag's head has been pestering me for a golden shower back at mine for ages. But I've been a bit shy in telling her I've had the leccy cut off last month. Is there something else I could do for her instead?Relationship advice?
get fat tart too piss on herRelationship advice?
are you takin the p iss
hello dave.
i like rusty spoons
give her a pearl neclace instead
Does she really want you to piss on her or do you really want her to piss on you. I'm baffled!! I love to be spat on - how about you?
No, not shat on - I just love to be tinkled on and rained on, Being a person who is so considerate, I want what you want and a golden shower albeit warm and moist is quite good really!
WHOA!
What did I just walk into here!?
She'd probably do anything for a golden handshake. Well, speak for myself....
She is sh't anyway, thought I'd save you the trouble
buy her flowers
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oralality is always good.
The filthy whore...aren't you lucky! lol
give her the golden shower at the beach instead ...
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